Up to Gawk Gawk 3000 Standards

"Well Dad, how would your device stand up to Gawk Gawk 3000 Standards?" Jacob giggled.

"Son, what is a Gawk Gawk 3000?" David asked him quizzically. Now Jacob pulled out his mobile and showed him.

"A blowjob that takes your soul. If performed properly, only needs a few seconds before you cum everywhere... Heavens, son! For this god will sent me to hell! Also, isn't that technically **** and thus illegal?".

Now Jacob turned into a spoiled sport on the spot. "Well Dad, I can't say anything about god in this! But..."