We'll find out after the commercials

To the audience watching Ali and her tribulations, spread out across the multiverse as they were, the screen faded to black as a series of commercials for other products, services and shows that Bimbo or Billionaire's mysterious producers had created.

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(Image flashes of a woman in black and white scolding a man. The next moment in color she's giggling and twirling her hair absentmindedly, her scowl replaced with a peppy grin.)

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(Black and white image of a cute blonde pushing her male suitor away. On the next screen, she's in color, sporting a tight camisole and a short skirt, clearing coming onto him. A disclaimer reading that the pills only impact behavior and not wardrobe directly is flashed at the bottom of this last.)

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(A teenage girl is clearing laughing at a teenage boy. A moment later she's in pigtails playing with dolls on the floor with a childish grin on her face.)

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Truth or Dare: A Card Game

Need to spice up a party? Want a fun ice breaker for the office?

Truth or Dare is a fun twist on an old classic.

(The scene shifts to a group of people sitting around a deck of cards; an older woman and several teenagers. The first player, a boy with shaggy brown hair, takes a card)

"Speak a truth about a player's body OR dare a player to do something with the body they have." He read, "Mom, you're our age."

(The older woman squeaked as she regressed into her teenage years, his statement becoming Truth.)

Some cards have special effects! Some have lasting ones! All guarantee good erotic wholesome fun for any gathering!

Harem Hotel

(A camera shifted across a gorgeous tropical resort on a mountainous island surrounded by a vast ocean, then to its interior where a beautiful, exotic woman with a curvy figure and dark hair sat in a fancy dress, sipping from a wine glass)

"Hello," She said in a posh English Accent, "My name is Leah and I'm the host of a whole new show called Harem Hotel, from the people who brought you bimbo or billionaire."

She turned twinkling dark eyes to the camera.

"We're going to be running an experiment. We've selected one lucky man from the multiverse, and 12 of his friends, loved ones, crushes and other people he admires from his world. They'll all have to compete for his affections, earning points by pleasing him and competing in contests. They'll undergo all the changes and transformations they'll need to be more appealing to him, and if they win, earn not only his hand in marriage but anything else they wish."

"Of course, there's a downside as well. Any of them that don't win will find themselves as slaves of our lucky contestant who does. So who's our lucky contestant? Who will be competing for his favor? And who will end up by his side forever, or as his slaves? Tune into Harem Hotel to find out."

She gave the camera a wink as the scene faded back to the show.