Kate Upton

John saw the busty, blonde model Kate Upton as she was on her morning jog through the park.

John used the book to whip up some jogging gear for himself and began to run behind her, keeping himself inconspicuous.

As the two went into a more forested area of the park, John rushed behind her and quickly tapped her forehead.

Kate stood frozen, one foot in the ground, the other up, stuck mid run.

John approached and lowered her foot to keep her balanced as he looked her over