Flirt

You feel humiliated. You're trying to shape yourself a new body so you can attract girls and, instead you're getting laughed at by every girl in the park.

You check her out again. She's tall for a girl... maybe five nine, with legs that seem to go on forever. Her ass is barely covered by a pair of shorts with a slit up the side that goes all the way to the elastic at the top. You hardly have to look hard at all to see most of her ass. And she's wearing some sort of sports bra that her large boobs are spilling out of at the top.

Her skin is a cafe au lait color, and she's practically glowing with either suntan oil or sweat. You think it's sweat because it's soaking through the sports bra, making you think of wet t-shirt contests. Crap, you're getting a hardon looking at one of the girls who's humiliating you.

That said, this girl may be laughing but she's also stopped her workout and paying attention to you. Since you were afraid to talk to girls all your life you don't really have the flirting thing down but you've decided to turn over a new leaf and that includes now.

"Uh," you say, "yeah, I think it's serious. I truly believe I've broken my pride."

She giggles. "Wouldn't be surprised. I see that a lot in my business."

"Professional modeling?"

She giggles again. "I'm a personal trainer."

Oh, figures. She didn't stop because she was interested, she stopped because she was looking to drum up some business. You silently curse yourself for assuming a girl like that might like a girl like you.

"That's cool," you say. "The reason I have time to work out in the park is because I'm unemployed. Otherwise I'd definitely be interested in your services."

Ohmigod, that sounded creepy. "I mean, you know, as a trainer."

"I assumed that. What else could you have meant?"

"I... I'm kind of shy. Sometimes I just blurt things out."

"Okay, fine. I'm doing my cooldown lap. Want to run with me?"

You realize you've been laying on your ass the whole time you've been talking to her and struggle to your feet.

It's not a date but do you want to run with her?