Tomb Raider (you know someone had to post this)

You Put in Tomb Raider into the playstaion. You watch Lara Croft leaping from cliff to cliff with all her glory. She is wearing short shorts. She has a tight tank top holding her gravity defying breach. Water is dripping on her shirt. You can see her nipples. They are thick and pointy. She smiles at the tv and flick her hair back as she leaps through the waterfall

It looked so real

"Well are you going to get me out of here love" She says looking at you "Yes you...with the hard on"

She says your name. Your heart beats fast in shock

"Or maybe you can come in here. the water is nice"