Obviously

Marry

Xander walked beside Buffy as the toured the campus. He had been planning to be the one talking and giving her the tour, but she was currently the one going non-stop.

"In LA I had a boyfriend named Pike. Well, things did not go well. Burned down a gym. But for good reasons. That's kind of what the stake is used for. I mean, no, not at all. The stake is for self-defense. And masturbation."

"Uh huh," Xander murmured, his brain barely processing what was going on.

"I mean, not masturbation. That would be a bit dangerous. To put a stake inside my cu...vagina. Though, I'm not frigid. I've thought about it. Fantasized what a big hard piece of wood inside of me would feel like. You know how fantasies can get out of control."

"Uh, sure, I guess."

"Right, that's not what the stake is for. It's for fighting vampires. Because vampires are real."

Buffy stopped walking as she put a hand on Xander's harm, "You know, I really feel good. Like I can be completely honest with you Xander. Thanks!"

Xander stayed where he was for a few seconds, "So, she's crazy," he murmured to himself. That didn't him though from rushing to catch up with her.

Kill

Harmony got out of the shower, a tiny towel wrapped around her body, still dripping wet. She needed to dry off, get dressed, and meet up with Cordelia.

She paused as she heard a loud bang a few rows over.

"Hello?" she called out nervously. There wasn't supposed to be anyone else in here yet.

She slowly made her way over to investigate the noise. She peeked around the row of lockers and let out a sigh of relief when she didn't see anything.

As she turned back around her towel snapped on the locker and was pulled off body.

"Fuck," she murmured as she turned back and pulled at it, now completely naked. As she yanked on the towel the locker door pulled open and a dead body fell out.

Harmony screamed and bolted in the opposite direction, right out into the hallway. As she ran she began to mumble and scream about there being a body in the locker room.

Suddenly the new girl, Buffy, was in front of her and grabbed on, "What's going on?"

"There's a body, in the locker room," Harmony said in a panic.

"Okay. Stay calm. You're not...wearing any clothes."

"What?" Harmony said as she screamed again.

One of the football players came up behind Harmony, "Don't worry, I'll take care of her," he said as he put an around her and grabbed her breast.

"No, no, I've got her," a basketball player said as he came up from the front and grabbed her breast.

As more and more students came up and used this as an opportunity to get their hands on the naked girl's body, Buffy used the distraction to sneak into the locker room and investigate.

Fuck

Xander sat in the computer lab, finishing up his assignment. He was annoyed that he had missed out on the scene with Harmony, but he had been required to stay late in computer class.

The normal reasons for that was because he was failing. But as he looked at the screen in front of him he'd actually finished his assignment and even moved on to the more advanced work. It wasn't earth shattering by any means, but it was very solid work.

Miss Calendar came over and looked at the screen. "Very good, Xander."

"Thanks, I guess hanging around with Willow has finally paid off."

"Don't be too harsh on yourself. You worked hard and deserve a reward."

She reached down and grabbed his hands and brought them up to her breasts. "How do these feel?"

He swallowed nervously, "Good."

She let him move his hands around for a few seconds, "Something wrong? This your first time touching a woman's tits?"

"Yeah...and it's been a really weird day," he said in reply

She let him grope her for a few more seconds. "A little reward for what you accomplished. Keep up the good work, Xander."