Hiding from the local housewives.

Both your cheeks glowing a bright shade of scarlet, you tore through the brush into the main treeline until you were completely disoriented, and by extension-- completely lost. And naked. With a raging boner.

Man, today sucked.

Still, you felt safer than when you were surrounded by all those horny girls; your skin dripping wet, and your naked body the subject of way, way too much attention. As you caught your breath against one of the smaller trees, the feeling of rough bark against your bare ass was a rather unfortunate reminder that anyone who caught you out here would be catching you totally naked, and hopelessly embarrassed.

Suddenly, the question crossed your mind of where exactly you were. The woodland seemed to thin out during your run, so you weren’t sure until... your ears pricked up at the sound of more women laughing among themselves, and with the utmost trepidation, you craned your head to take a peek out from your hiding spot. Your breath caught when you saw a gaggle of MILFs giggling at eachother's jokes, their eyes just barely faced away from where your nude frame was hidden.

And this tree wasn’t much wider than you were.

Your heart raced, your knees wobbled, and your throbbing dick leaked a bead of pre-cum as their giddy voices passed right by your insubstantial hiding place. Every muscle in your body was screaming at you to get away, to avoid any chance at further embarrassment, but then you heard Mary’s mother speak up about her daughter.

“Yeah, my Mary is quiet as a mouse, always drowning in her books, but you won’t believe what I overheard her saying yesterday...”

And now you were rooted in place just a few yards from a circle of hot, gossiping MILFs; torn over the decision to either escape any chance of them spotting your naked self, or listen really hard for what this woman was about to say regarding your crush.

You clutched at the bark of the tree, bit your lips, and asked yourself...