How big is your dick? (Don't worry, we won't judge)

Below Average

Suddenly you remember why you didn't do this for so long. You have to play with it a little just to get it to pop it's head out. You remind yourself that you are a "grower" not a "show-er" but you know deep down that it doesn't ever reach an impressive stature. You genuinely worry no girl will ever be satisfied by you.

Just then you hear your mom enter the house.

"John, I'm home!" She calls.