Marcie

The first thing I noticed was Gina's cry of despair.

Then there was the sensation of falling. Backwards. In hindsight that was a pretty stupid thing to do, wasn't it? All Gina had to do was slice her breasts open. She probably wouldn't, because she is a bitch, but I should have at least have her attempt it. It's ok tough. Noname High is a three story tall building. People survived worse falls then this. As far as calculated risks go, this is fairly minor.

CRACK

That was my head.

I don't feel any pain, which is not a good sign. Pretty sure I pissed myself as well. Ah, this sucks, If I had to die couldn't Lindsey at least had the courtesy to stab me to death? I wanted to go out like Julius Caesar, not Friedrich Barbarossa. I kinda want this to end with David Bowie, but all I could think of was that Skeleton from Horrible Histories. ♪ Stupid deaths, stupid deaths, their funny cause their true, stupid deaths, stupid deaths, hope next time it's not you. ♪ I wonder if I met him? No of course not, There is no god and curses don't exist.

Shit, I completely forgot about Cutie, didn't I? That was pretty cruel of me. Should have included him in that last statement. Well, that would have been less dramatic I guess. Is there anything else? I didn't really leave a successor for Imperium Marcium, so, the entire structure will probably collapse as my Ministers fight against each other. Maybe I get a similar reputation as Alexander, the great. That would be pretty nice. What else? Oh yes! Sex! I can't believe I only did Phone stuff with Gina. What the hell was I thinking? If I knew I was about to croak I would have fucked her till she couldn't walk anymore.

...

It's getting dark now.

There is Gina looking down at me. She looks really sad. Well, I suppose. I take that curse with me, but I will leave some pretty troublesome orders for you, won't I? I'm sure you will manage, tough. You are a much stronger person now. And you are no longer alone.

Now come on. Stop crying.

After all, your punishment is finally over.

I raised my hand and smiled.

It's alright.

See? I'm patting your head.