I'm a homemaker

"Very good Claire " he continues "now tell me a little something about yourself, what was your job for example?"

"I, I'm a homemaker," you tell him the details of your happy suburban life flooding back to you "and before you say anything, yes that is a job. My husband, Mark, is a surgeon so he makes enough to support us while I take care of the house, our finances, and the kids Becca and Aaron. Without my help, he wouldn't be able to do half of what he does."

The man's weathered face splits into a triumphant grin.

"Excellent, outstanding, better than I could have hoped for," he exults his clinical detachment slipping "You are making excellent progress Claire I just have one more question for you. Now think carefully before you answer and tell me...."