Bitch Talk

"Let's make her bark like a dog every time she talks, and have her realize that but not stop. And it'll make her horny the more it happens."

Michael made it so. The woman saw some college party girls, all clad in bikinis, begin to blast music from their radio.

"Arf!" the woman said, trying to tell the partiers off. She looked surprised at her new speech pattern. "Arf? Arf arf arf!"

Michael and Suzie laughed at the woman's frustration as she tries to speak but can only bark. Then they look to the party. A sorority house, judging by the lack of boys, out on summer break probably. About sixteen bikini-clad girls, all drinking beer and blasting music.

"We could move on to them," Michael said. "Or we can keep messing with Ms. Bitch. You choice."