embarrassing ones

"Morgan," said Gina, "between now and the time you graduate, anytime you flirt with a guy, you'll pick your nose and not realize it."

"Morgan," said Michael, "Any time you attend a formal party, your anus will itch from the time you arrive until you get something up your anus good and deep, and it can't be your finger."

"Morgan," said Gina, "any time you have sex, you will loudly bark like a dog."

"Morgan," said Michael, "Any time you talk to one of your sorority sisters, you will wonder what her asshole tastes like, and if you ever see one of your sorority sisters asleep, you will try to lick her asshole without waking her up."

"Morgan," said Gina, "you love the smell of your sorority sisters dirty panties. You will do your best to steal a pair of dirty panties from each of your sister and keep them in your pillow case."