Just a Few Words

The man's name was Michael Adams. He was once a normal guy, just doing his best to contribute to society, until one day his life was changed drastically.

He awoke in the middle of the night to see the naked form of Taylor Swift leaning against his nightstand.

"Gyaah!" he screamed. "What the hell?! Who are-what is-?"

Taylor sauntered sexily over to him and placed her finger on his lips.

"Hush, dear mortal," she said. "I took this form to bestow unto you the power of the voice."

"The power of...the voice?" Michael asked.

"Yes. You see, I am a god, and have gone so long without a champion. My last worshippers died centuries ago, but you, as my last champion's descendant, have been selected to become my new champion and, as such, I will give you my gift."

"You still haven't explained the power," Michael said.

"Ah, yes. I apologize. You see, the power of the voice allows you to change people's minds and even body by simply saying the phrase 'Believe me when I say...' before you say something, and the universe will change to make whatever you said a reality."

"So...if I wanted to give someone bigger boobs..." Michael said.

"Just say, 'Believe me when I say your boobs should be bigger', and the woman would gain bigger boobs and simply believe that her boobs were always that big. What's more, the world will change to make it so that her boobs were always that big."

"I see," Michael said. "But why choose me? Surely there are others you could choose?"

"This is true," the god reasoned. "But I know what you desire. You want celebrities like the woman whose body I am speaking to you through. Well, this power allows that and so much more."

"Then I thank you for this gift."

The god laughed and teleported away, and Michael felt his entire body tingle as the power flowed through his body.

He woke up the next morning, knowing he had the power the god had promised.

"I wonder if I should test this new ability?" he asked. "I'll get some celebs once I know this power works."