Ask your mom what's up

"Mom, I don't know why but suddenly I'm super popular. Guys are even tipping me."

"Oh darn... this was supposed to be a surprise but, we're only a couple of grand away from getting you something very special. Think D-D. We've booked the appointment for your birthday."

"But.. but what if i don't want enormous tits?"

"Well, that would really be very selfish of you. Everyone's chipped in a little something, so it will be like every black man in town owns a piece of you. We asked around and they want your tits done first."

"Did I really make that much money?"

"Most of it. The rest is coming out of... well... your college fund."