Hosed down

Looking around, Lauren noticed a hose coming from her neighbor's house. Fortunately for her, she knew that her neighbor was away on a business trip and had even left her a key to check up on things.

A key that was on the kitchen table in her house.

Her house which was now locked and had a skunk running around inside.

She let out a pained sigh. The hose it was.

Lauren took another look around again before sprinting over to the house, her hands glued to her shaved privates and nonexistent chest as she felt her pudgy belly and slightly chubby butt cheeks jiggle. Lauren couldn't help but turn neon red as she ran over to her neighbor's house.

When she got to the house, she immediately got to the hose and turned it on. She aimed the nozzle over her head, letting out a little squeak as freezing cold water poured over her. Shivering, Lauren washed out her eyes before blinking a few times, successfully managing to gain her sight once more.

As Lauren continued her little makeshift shower, she would take a minute to briefly sniff herself. She recoiled in disgust. She still stank like the back end of a skunk!

As Lauren was debating on whether on not to break into her neighbor's home and borrow a bar of soap or something, she was completely obvious to the car that had just pulled up...