New Rules

"Would you rather happily answer my questions, or would you rather be my sex slaves?"

The girls choose the first.

"Let's address some house rules," you say. "Would you rather the house dress code be panties only, or would you rather the house dress code be nude with a large dildo up your butt?"

The girls happily agree to the first. They look at you nervously.

"Would your rather not care I see you strip, or would you rather be very self-concious about your body?"

The girls start to strip to their panties. The girls from the bench still have annoying wedgies.

"Now, what to do when you greet a sorority sister," you continue. "When you run into a sorority sister, would you rather greet her with a french kiss and wedgie, or would you rather greet her by spitting on each other's faces and punching each other in the stomach as hard as you can?"

They choose the former, as you plan out by having the second choice always be the more ridiculous.

"Would you rather do your best to make good grades and do your best to be the best cock-sucker on campus, or would you rather drop out and become a porn star?"

They choose as you expect.