Of course

"Would you rather wear clown makeup or make-up a cheap truck stop hooker would wear?"

"These questions are getting very annoying, but hooker make-up."

Professor Miller's subtle makeup changes to hot pink lipstick, a lot of baby blue eyeshadow, red blush on her cheeks and a thick layer of eyeliner and mascara.

"Are you through?"

"Would you like to happily and calmly answer my questions, or would you rather be my obedient servant?"

"Well, that's silly. Ask away."

"Would you rather be a very smart nymphomaniac or a dumb prude?"

"I deal with enough dumb people, so obviously the first."

"Oh, that's good. Would you rather be unable to refuse a request for sex or never satisfy your sexual needs?"

Professor Miller looks at you, and her demeanor changes. A few students file in for her next class and are stunned at how their normally staid, stoic, and pedantic professor looks.

"I have to have my needs met," she says in a breathy whisper.