Straight back

I take the pizza and sodas straight to our office/storage room. I know Kathryn prefers her pizza either hot or leftovers cold straight out of the fridge. I knock quietly before fumbling for my keys. Kathryn beats me to it and she opens the door for me before shutting it again quickly once I'm inside. The room definitely has that musky scent of arousal filling the space.

She grabs her food and sits down while I set her drink on the desk in front of her. I sit in my chair and take a swig of my Dr Pepper. "They didn't have the sausage and bell peppers but I did get you the last slice of pepperoni and red pepper."

"Thanks!" She says through a mouthful.

"And I got you a Doctor to check your hand for carpel tunnel."

"Ha, ha, very funny." She rolls her eyes and sticks her tongue out at me.

"Your carpel tunnel is fine? Good to hear it!" I sniff loudly a few times, "Judging by the smell in here you might want to have the doc check out your love tunnel. It might have taken some ****."

She points a finger at me, "Hey, my love tunnel can take a lot more **** than what I just gave it and still be fine. Trust me, I know."

"I bet you do know that. Intimately. And extensively."

"You bet I do!" She says through another mouthful. She takes a drink and clears her throat, "So, did you do anything fun? I doubt you took 45 minutes to get pizza."

"Oh yeah! You missed it!" I proceed to explain what happened with Megan and my thoughts about how the Bend Over rules work. I finish with a new revelation, "You know not surprising considering the source of the app but everything seems to turn sexual with it. Definitely not complaining but it is something to keep in mind. Things that might seem tame could end up being sexy."

Kathryn chews her food slowly, "Hmm, you're probably right. Must be that science officer uniform rubbing off on you." She points to my black polo shirt with the blue stripe on the top four inches.

I chuckle at the usual poking fun with each other and let her finish her meal while I explore the app. I finally find the Achievements link way back on the main screen, even before the list of "nearby" women. I tap on it and see a familiar setup with rows of pillars to swipe through with the achievement name and what I have to do. Some of them are simple outlines with no information. Guess I have to unlock things before getting them.

Luckily my only achievement is at the start of the list. Hopefully active ones will automatically sort here instead if having to scroll through to find them. I tap on Girls Collector! (Collect more girls!) to bring up more detail about the achievement. "Collect more Girls by adding a Customization to a new Girl!" Which is straightforward. "2/3 Girls Collected. Next reward: 15 gems."

I stare at the reward and mutter, "Wow, that's pretty good."

I go back to the columns to see how hard other rewards will be. And if the reward is worth the effort.

"What's pretty good?" Kathryn asks in between bites.

I look up and explain what I am doing. "I got 10 gems for the first woman," I say pointing at her, "and I will get 15 gems when I have three." She nods in agreement. "It seems like most of these have to do with sex, big shocker there, and they are all great puns. Or bad puns. Depends on the person. Cause orgasms is called Orgasmo-Meter, receive blowjobs is called Thar She Blows!, flashing nipples is called Flash! Aah-Aaaahh!" I say that last one in the theme from Flash Gordon.

Kathryn snorts and almost chokes on her last bite of pizza. "Wow, those are something!"

"Oh wow! They have basically specialty tree achievements!" I lower my voice to mimic an action hero to say the skill name, "The BreastMaster!" To another snort and some giggles. Continuing in a normal voice, "Purchase Breast related Customizations. I have three and once I hit five I get a 10% discount for further Breast related purchases! There is one for Asses called Bun Direction that has little musical notes!"

Kathryn groans as she washes her pizza down with some Dr Pepper. "Those are terrible! Let me see that!" She grabs my phone out of my hand like she has many times in the past when sharing memes or hentai or something.

My phone makes a klaxon kind of sound as pink and gold caution tape covers the screen. A big window pops up with, "Three Strikes and You're Out! Time to Receive Your Punishment!"