RIP!!!

Lauren grumpily walked around the pen, desperately trying to block out the sounds of laughter from some of the older children in this miniature farm. Suddenly, a little lamb came up to Lauren and gently nudged her, looking up at her cup while bleating.

Despite herself, Lauren couldn’t help but smile at the cute little creature. Reaching into her cup, Lauren pulled out four pieces of carrots and held them out to the lamb, the baby sheep happily and greedily gobbling them up as Lauren patted its head. As soon as the lamb turned and walked away, Lauren felt something hard bump into her diapered butt. Turning around, the little woman saw a large, old nanny goat looking up at the cup in her hand, bleating at her hungrily.

“Shoo, go away!” Lauren hissed quietly at the goat, not wanting to draw any more attention to herself. But the goat just head-butted her again, bleating at her.

Rolling her eyes, Lauren began to walk away from this stupid goat. However, the goat wasn’t finished with her yet as it slowly walked behind her, stretching its neck out.

RIP!

Lauren froze in place as she heard the ripping sound, a small gasp escaping her mouth. Nervously looking over her shoulder, Lauren saw the goat walking away, chewing on a white, plastic object that was covered in images of balloons. Lauren’s face turned bright pink as she recognized the object, looking down in horror to see her bare butt. Dropping the cup, Lauren let out a shriek as she attempted to cover herself, earning laughter from most of the children, some of the adults, and from Maria herself.