...walking tall and purposefully towards you, smiling

Her chest pushed up and walking with incredible confidence, Alice comes back to the picnic table and sits down wordlessly. You stand, bemused for a moment, wondering what's come over her, when she knocks you out of your confusion with a quick, "well, what are you waiting for?"

"I'm...waiting for something? What?" you ask, still confused.

"The food, silly. You're not going to make me a plate and pour me some wine? You're the one who brought me out for a romantic evening, aren't you?" she responds.

"Oh...right. Sure." Without really thinking about it, you pick up the salad tongs, and plate her some of the Caesar salad, pasta, and breadsticks you bought. You set her plate in front of her, and she watches you uncork the wine and pour her a glass. You plate your own food, pour your own wine, and sit down with fork in hand, when you hear a quiet "ahem" from across the picnic table.

You look up and see her staring at you confidently. She says, "nuh-uh, not until you kiss me first and say thank you for letting you take me to the park". She leans forward and puckers her lips. Now, you're really confused as to what's gotten into her...until you think back to the porno you caught her watching. You're confident that she's just rubbing it in, and using the opportunity to get a rise out of you. You'd be angry, but for her confident display being more amusing than irritating for the moment.