Time to find a substitute

You get up, on a mission. You no longer care how gay this all my seem, because you are more horny than you can ever remember being right now. You start looking about the drawers in your bedroom, rooting through various panties and slutty outfits. Come on, this gay boy has gotta have some sort of toys!

After searching the drawers and wardrobe with no luck, an idea springs in your head. If you were gay, where would you put your stash? Probably in the same place you put your straight stash as a teen, under the bed.

You get down on your knees (gulp) and bend over to look under and sure enough! A box! You drag it out into the open and open the lid, to find a treasure trove. Anal beads, magazines of hunky guys, lube, some sort of ball gag and, the main attraction, a rainbow coloured dildo. This one certainly looks thick and large, and as you look at it, you definitely think its similar to Robbie's piece.

You sit and hold it for a little while, catching your breath. Are you really about to do this?

Yes, yes you are.