Club Orgy

"I wish I was never charged for anything and get everything for free," said John.

"As you wish."

John ordered a bottle of champagne. He used Nuere to get a corner booth. He scanned the night club and saw his bully Nathan Bell. Nathan was the indoor bouncer and wore a pair of black denim jeans and a tight black t-shirt. He had a ear piece and head set microphone on. "I wish Nathan's penis was thirty percent smaller but I wish his testicles were thirty percent bigger."

"As you wish."

John chuckled. The bigger balls would only make Nathan's penis look smaller.

"I wish Nathan loved wearing lacy black women's thongs, and I wish he had one on now."

"As you wish."

"I wish Nathan could only get an erection if he was in front of a naked woman who weighed more than he did."

"As you wish."

"Finally, I wish Nathan cries after sex."

"As you wish."

The waitress brings you champagne.

"I wish everyone here was free of STDs and I wish all the females were on a 100% effective birth control."

"As you wish."

"I wish every female patron's drink was laced with a powerful aphrodisiac which not only ramped up their sex drive, but did away with their sexual inhibitions."

"As you wish."

"I wish every male patron's drink is laced with a drug that gives him the ability to regenerate semen immediately after sex."

"As you wish."

"I wish the fog machine on the dance floor released a non-toxic vapor that disolved clothing, but no one minds."

"As you wish."

"Finally, I wish the DJ would make an announcment for me." John tells Nuere the annoucement.

The DJ took the microphone. "Ladies, if you think you're the sexiest lady here, please report to the booth in the corner where ther gentlmen with the bottle of champagne is!"

John waited and to his surprise, seven women lined up in front of him.

He smiled.