Get some coffee

Josh woke up a few minutes later, looking around with a start. He was still where he started, and everything looked unchanged.

"Of course it is" he said to himself. "Of course an app like that actually working is impossible."

Sighing in disappointment, he began to ponder as to why he passed out, as it wasn't like him. Eventually, he reached the conclusion that he must have been exhausted, as he hadn't gotten any caffeine today.

"I should grab some coffee" he said to himself, and walked into town, ignoring the people around him as he did.

Arriving at a caffe, he waited in line and started scrolling through the app. He knew it didn't work, but was still impressed that someone went to the trouble to write so many rules. There must have been tens of thousands of them, if not millions.

When he looked back up, he saw that there was only one other person in front of him. A blond, tall guy who looks like he was in his 30's. He stepped forward and spoke to the barista behind the counter, who looked like she was in her 20's with short black hair, and had a nameplate that said Sara.

"Hey slut. You ready to take my order or not?"

Josh did a double take. He looked around to see if anyone else heard it, but no one reacted like anything was strange.

The lady replied, showing absolutely no offense. "Hello sir. Can I help you with something?"

"Well, I'd like to put that mouth of yours to use, as I've been tenting a boner since I saw you. But I suppose I'll settle for a medium latte."

The Sara smiled. She had been having a stressful day, so it was nice to have the attention of a pervert. "Sure thing sir. What kind of milk do you want?"

"I'd like you to squeeze me a cup from those udders of yours. I mean, either you got the biggest boobs I've ever seen, or they are filled to the brim."

She laughed apretiativly. "Thank you, that's so nice of you."

The man laughed. "Ok, seriously, I'll have almond milk. And I'll have the drink for here so I can watch that ass of yours work"

"Very kind of you sir" she said truthfully, and then told her how much it cost. The man gave her the money by placing it down her shirt, to which her smile broadened.

"Next" she said.

Josh had been watching this all with his mouth agape. He didn't even realize he was next in line, until someone behind him tapped him on the shoulders.

"Hi, what can I get you"

Josh gulped and decided to go for it.

"I was hoping I could paddle that ass of yours for the next hour" he blurted out. Then, his courage faded as he hastily added "...if thats ok with you."

She raised an eyebrow at him.

"Of course not"

Joshes heart raced. Was it possible he made a mistake.

But then the girl continued... "I mean, we're on the lunch rush, and we're short staffed. We don't want to hold up the line do we?"

Josh gave a sigh of relief that THAT was the weird part of what he asked. She then added "Though if you sit at that table it should give you a good look at my ass until my shift ends in 20. Then you can spank me while I take care of some emails" she said casually.

A man at a nearby table who was listening called out "Hey buddy, if you want to feel up some ass sooner, you can't find anything juicier than my wifes."

The woman next to him gave him a pat of affection. "Oh Gary, thats so nice of you to say.

The reality of all of this was finally setting in. That app really could change everything. With just a few sentences he had created a world where it was not only ok to demean or feel up women whenever he wanted, but where it was actually encouraged.

He payed for his drink and sat at the table the barista had pointed out. True to her word, he could make out her ass as she bustled around behind the counter. A few times she notice him staring, which made her give him a thumbs up.

Tearing his eyes away from here, he noticed how this new social norm was everywhere. He saw a college aged girl looking down at her books while a middle aged man looked down her cleavage, to which she barely noticed due to how normal it was. A man and woman were having a serious business meeting over coffee, while he put a hand down her pants. Even the bathrooms had changed, which instead of saying "Men and Women" said "Men and Sluts"

He looked back at his phone, his brain overloaded with the possibilities, barely noticing the college aged couple arriving and sitting down at the table next to him.

The rules he had put in had been spur the moment, while not taking this whole app too seriously. But now he looked over them to see if there were anything to add to them.

As he did, he saw a family coming in with two kids. He immediately thought of something potentially disastrous with his rules, he went to prevent under age harassment, as even HE felt that was wrong. When he did, he found that the app would not let him edit the rules he had made. Paniking, he looked for a loophole. He saw that in all of his rules, he had used the word "woman" so decided to add to that.

• The definition of a woman, as expressed through these rules, is 19.

He had meant to say 18, but he hit submit before noticing. "Oh well, close enough"

He looked up at the family, and sighed to see that none of them were being oggled. He also noticed that the college student who was studying no longer had the man looking down her cleavage. He didn't realize that this was because the girl was 18, and so rules of being a pervert did not apply to her.

What Josh didn't fully understand was that his change had altered the very human mind, so that NO ONE would be able to even consider objectifying or groping them if they were under 19. This rule was so baked in to human psyche, there was no legal need to enforce it. And yet, the exact micro-second a woman becomes 19, it was expected that men look at, grope, objectify etc. As for females, they would only get the desire to be groped the second they reached that age. This had made the age 19 very important for women, as it was a time where their brains literally changed.

Taking another sip of coffee, Josh started brainstorming other ways to change the world. His train of thought was interrupted, however, as the man from the college couple sitting next to started yelling.

"DUDE! What the fuck is your problem!"

Joss looked at him with a start. "Are you talking to me?" he asked. This only seemed to make him angrier.

"No shit I'm talking to you. Just what the fuck are you trying to pull with my girlfriend?"

"I'm not doing anything" he responded defensively.

"No shit! That's the problem. We've been sitting here and you haven't looked at her tits once!"

The girl next to him was starting to tear up slightly in embaresment from Joshes lack of interest in her.

"I'm sorry. I was just preoccupied and didn't notice."

"DIDN'T NOTICE? How the fuck could you miss her knockers. It's the cunts best quality, you fucking prude."

"Thank you Sam" she muttered, feeling a little bit better that her boyfriend was standing up for her.

Josh was slowly transitioning from shock to amusement, enjoying that this sort of conversation was actually happening.

"I'm sorry. I was just distracted." he said, before adding "But now you have my attention..."

Confident in this new reality, he reached over and grabbed her boob "...I see what you mean. I'd like to stick my meat stick between those jugs. I'll be sure to add her to my spank bank tonight, I can tell you that much"

The girl smiled slightly, and the guy (apparently named Sam) lost a bit of his anger. Josh could tell that he needed to go further to get himself of the hook entirely, and added "Mind if I take that shirt off, I really want to see you topless?"

She looked a little taken aback that Josh felt the need to ask her, and added "I mean, obviously you can."

Sam then interjected, his anger now gone and replaced with admiration for this upstanding pervert.

"Don't bother. I have a quicker way for you to see this whores milkers. I have some nude pics I took of her in the shower. You can have them bro."

The girl looked over to Sam, appreciation in her eyes. "You took secret photos of me in the shower? Oh darling, you shouldn't have. Thank you."

"No problem hoe." he replied, and took out his phone to transfer the photos to Josh. "I was wrong about you bro. I thought you were a prude, but you know how to treat a bitch."

"No problem."

"Speaking of which" Sam said, turning to her. "It's about time you put out. Why don't we head back, so you can earn your keep around here."

"Oh that sounds lovely" she replied, as they both got up. Josh took one last moment to giver her a slap on the ass, to which Sam gave him a thumbs up.

Looking back at the phone, his mind was awash with curiosity. If all this was happening in a single shop, what was the world like?