An Awkward Breakfast...

You three finally sat down to eat, but since last night, things have gotten... weird. The queen and Diana hardly make eye contact with you when you look at them. Hippolyta twirled her fork, lost in thought about what's recently happened and Diana eats her meal about as slowly as you do.

After what seemed like hours, you speak up. "So. Funny stuff last night. I volunteer for sentry duty, and I keep watch over..." You had to choose your next words carefully, from the way the queen glared at you. "Watch over her highness as she slept." You decided to switch topics. "Sleep well, your highness?"

"Yes. Thank you," she said in a closed-off manner. "How did you fare?"

"I slept well enough, thanks." When you asked Wonder Woman the same thing, she was very quiet about it. "Never mind." You finish your plate at last, and with things still uncomfortable, the queen spoke.

"What happened last night? Did you see Hades?" She had that look in her eye that told you that she knew. It seemed to pierce through to your soul, and you nervously admitted,

"I... did?" That blasted away any awkwardness left, replacing with some outrage as both women stood.

"What?" they yelled simultaneously. You sighed and said you would tell them if they keep calm. Diana didn't promise anything, but Hippolyta said she would do her best.

After taking a deep breath, inhaling 'air courage' instead of liquid courage, you began, "I was on duty, and when the queen went to sleep, Hades didn't show himself for a few hours. Then... I fondled the naked queen..." The women gasped, morally offended. "And after a while of doing that to your Highness, I saw an orange flame. I think I saw Hades's outline in it... Anyway, I follow it to a cave in the woods. There, he offered me a deal to free him in exchange for women to obey my every whim..." Diana and Hippolyta glared harshly at you. "I refused his offer, of course! After that, two guards found me when I exited the cave, and when we came back, we heard that you two were in danger. I never imagined you'd be masturbating feverishly, your highnesses. I talked you out of doing any more masturbation, and that was when you awoke, Queen Hippolyta..."

At that moment, they were speechless. They were so stunned that they weren't able to speak, but then they slowly sat down. "May I be excused, please...?" you ask. She just sharply pointed out the door, wanting to stay calm while she was fuming, just like Diana. You wasted no time in going outside, looking for a place to mentally beat yourself for what you did; the ladies both were steaming mostly from you taking advantage of Hippolyta...