A backyard party!

Michelle flopped gracelessly over the fence. Dirty, out of breath and humilatied, she paused to catch her breath. She rested her hands on her knees and leaned over, panting. After her breath returned she rose up on wobbly legs and saw she was not alone.

Before her was what looked like a backyard BBQ. A suburban family, father at the grill, mother and a gathering of guests gathered around drinking beer or wine. They looked up at her. She froze, staring at them. There were a dozen people staring at her, while she stood naked and filthy! Her chest was heaving, leg's shaking. Mud was smeared on her limbs as she stared dumbfounded.

As always, the crowd reacted first.

"Who is that?!"

"She's filthy!"

"She's naked!"

"A streaker!"

"A granny streaker!"

"At her age! She should know better!"

"She's got grey pubes!"

Michelle, finally reacting, cupped her slightly sagging breasts in each arm. She blushed and cringed, just like she'd made her daughter do so many times before. She looked around like a wild animal, unsure where to go. Thinking quickly (though not logically) she dove into the nearby pool with a splash!