Black: king's knight g8>f6

Kevin McGuinness had nurtured a crush on Seanna O'Meara since he first met her at school, but could never work up the nerve to ask her out on a date. Better, more attractive boys than he had tried, and she had turned away all of them. 'She's hot, but too religious,' the consensus was.

Fact was, he barely spoke to her and wasn't sure she even knew he existed. He admired her from afar. His best connection to her was her MySpace page, which he had bookmarked and checked compulsively; she shared all kinds of information about her personal life, and the photographs she posted gave him fodder for his fantasies. He was there when she first uploaded her bikini photos, before she took down the one of her bending towards the camera suggestively, showing lots of cleavage and lustily slurping a popsicle. It may have disappeared from her page within minutes, but he managed to adopt it for his wallpaper first.

Kevin thought he'd never get a chance with the real live Seanna, until he saw her latest post yesterday. He couldn't believe his luck! He happened to know through his brother that an african musician named Bongo Kongo was playing in Dublin. Now, he was heading into a nightclub with Seanna and two tickets for the show!

Seanna, for her part, thought it an almost miraculous coincidence when a boy from school she barely knew messaged her to invite her to an african concert so soon after her posting. It must be fate! As they moved their way through the crowd, Seanna positioned them front and center, hoping for guidance and direction. She endured Kevin's tedious small talk until the chiseled musician took the stage and began chanting and singing. The music throbbed, and she stared in awe at the gleaming ebony figure, feeling moved to her very soul.