Pros & Cons

I think about the possibilities. As Captain Polite, I'd be the scourge of bitches and douchebags, perverter of the prude, bane of the bully, and friend to the sexually repressed and overlooked.

As the Masked Molester, even though with my power, I wouldn't really have to be masked, I could humiliate, torment, punish, and pervert prudes and sluts, jocks and nerds, socialites and trailer trash alike. I would not have to worry about anyone's feelings

Or...I could be both. Captain Polite by day and Masked Molester at night.

Decisions, decisions. I decide on a test. I'll go out and talk to the first woman I see. If she's rude, I become Captain Polite. If she's nice, I become the Masked Molester

You go outside and start walking towards the park. You see a hot blonde heading your way.

"Excuse me," you tell her.

She looks up at you.