My wife makes the decision for me

I decide to walk her out of my hospital room.

She gives me a giggle and gives me a southern accent says, "You are such a gentleman!"

I then say, "What is with the accent"

She says, "It is my regular accent, David did not like it."

I look at her and say, "He is a fool, I think your voice is just as sexy as your body."

She says, "Are you trying to seduce me."

I cannot help but a give a her a laugh at her comment, I open the door and find my wife giving your doctor a blowjob. I look at red head. She moves me from the door and I see her take a snap shot. She looks at me and says, "I am sorry, but I did tell you."

I look at the red head say, "I will help you get your ****, but I have some conditions."