Outside, again...

You think I would have learned my lesson by now. But no. Once again, panic and embarrassment drove me out of a building, right into broad daylight, and out on the busy streets. Seriously, what was I thinking?!

To make matters worse, it would appear that there was some kind of parade or festival going on in the street today. Hundreds of people were lining the sidewalks today watching various parade floats pass by while visiting food stalls and pop-up tents filled with merchandise. I stopped in place once I quickly realized how royally screwed I was now. I was surrounded by nearly half the city's population, all of whom could potentially see me naked within nanoseconds. Still holding my privates and sweating nervously I glanced around everywhere to find something to cover up with, run to, or hide behind before I get noticed.