Lady Gaga

Lady Gaga was finishing up a shopping spree when Taylor Swift called. Taylor buttered up Gaga by telling her how much she loved her and how jealous she was of her voice and talent, and begged her to come over and see something Taylor was working on, so she could give her opinion. After the call, Gaga rolled her eyes. "Ugh, let's go see what this bony-ass pop star wants."

Gaga had her driver drop her off at Taylor's house. Taylor let her in and led her into the den. "This is Kyle, you have to obey him," said Taylor.

"What the fuck is going on?" asked Gaga. "Is this some sort of stupid joke?"

Kyle got up. "Gaga, shut the fuck up. You are going to obey Taylor. Obeying her will make you horny. The more humiliated you feel, the hornier you will get." Kyle turns to Taylor. "So impress me. Show me you have an evil bitchy side."

Taylor winked at Kyle and smiled. She turned to Gaga. "Gaga, I'm going to film you...."

1) Strip naked and crawl around my back yard like a dog in heat

2) I'm going to give you several vegetables and house hold items, and you're going to fuck your pussy and ass with them

3) My maid is a lesbian, and you are going to tongue out her asshole

4) I'm going to write and draw all over your face and naked body with a permanent marker