Picking up Lisa from work.

"Hey, Mark," Lisa greets you after sitting down in the front passenger seat.

"Hey, Lisa," you reply, noticing the lack of excitement in her voice. "I want to apologize for cancelling our dinner date tonight."

"It's okay," she replies, looking outside the window at nothing in particular.

"Lisa..."

"I said it's okay," she snaps, staring at you. "We're just neighbors! I barely know you!"

"But we could get to know each other better..."

"That was the whole point of the dinner date!" she retorts.

"I..." you stutter.

"I think you're cute and a great lover," she sniffs as her eyes tears up. "Yeah, I'm jealous of your beautiful roommates! They get to be fucked by your big dick every night! Why can't Sara let me have one night with you?"

You are speechless.

"Maybe I should take the bus home..." she mumbles as she fumbles for the door handle.