The next day at work

Going to work was a small relief for David, as it was the next time he could wear pants, instead of walking around basically naked everywhere. It really took that sting out of working on a Saturday. He also was allotted some peace and quiet to try to find a solution to his destiny problem.

After the horrendous double date the night prior a possible solution might have revealed itself. “If Destiny stops loving me, and instead gets interested in Steve- then this wretched curse can be lifted off of me and transferred to that asshole” David thought while ignoring the pictures on his desk to fantasize about returning to a normal life. He could get away from Sarah and the lunatic she turned out to be, he could eat actual FOOD again, and he wouldn’t be forced to march around naked while...he didn’t want to finish that thought.

The core issue, as David thought it out was picking the right time to suggest it. Otherwise Destiny would just accuse him of being jealous and then give him an outpouring of “affection”. While he would like to steer Destiny towards Steve as soon as possible, he has to endure Destiny more to make sure this strategy stuck.

Steve knocked on David’s door and let himself in.

“Hey David, hows it going?” Steve asked, “Destiny’s not around?”

David felt his dick twitch again, he scowled, “Well, she doesn’t WORK HERE so it would be odd for her to be here.” While David has grown bitter towards Steve since the double date, the sentiment was mostly directed at Destiny to keep her from joining the conversation.

“Haha, I guess you’re right,” Steve laughed, “anyway, I just wanted to come by and apologize again for how Janice acted last night. I don’t know what got into her.”

‘Perhaps it was your obsession with impressing my dick in front of her!” David thought, trying to calm himself down. He would need to be friendly with Steve too if his plan was going to work.

“It’s alright,” David assured him.

“Also! I just wanted to let you know,” Steve said. David has become very familiar with the tone Steve was using. Steve had come across a way to see Destiny. Despite being necessary for his plan to work, he was dreading the words about to come out of Steve’s mouth,”I invited to a shindig with some of the higher-ups, I asked them if I could bring some friends- they said I could bring two, and I want those two to be you and Destiny!”

“Oh....wow...” David feigned. A work event. Higher ups. Destiny. David counted a million ways this could be bad right off the bat, “I appreciate the thought, but I think we might be busy this weekend.”

Destiny began twitching wildly in David’s pants. ‘No! Why?! Why do you hear everything?!’ He thought.

“Busy my ass!” Steve said, “you’re just doing the David homebody thing! I know you don’t go out! David, what you need to understand- these are bigwigs in our company. You get in with them, and you’re money!”

“I don’t care.” David said.

“Man, I’m going to have to speak with Destiny into talking sense into you!” Steve said.

David tried to fake laugh it off as he thought that was the expected reaction.

“So what’s her number?” Steve continued.

“I beg your pardon?”

“Destiny’s number, so I make sure you two go to this ice breaker.”

“Oh! I’m not sure I feel comfortable...” David began as he felt Destiny beginning to invite herself into the conversation, and he was just not ready to see Steve drooling over her again. David sighed and said, “actually, we share a phone, the number is....”