A giant Dyna plushie!

Sitting in a chair behind the counter is a giant (roughly 2 and-a-half foot tall) plushie of Captain Dyna making a 'XD' face!

"I need to have that!" Ro shouts like an over-excited child. "I'll give you whatever you want for it, but I'm taking that home with me!"

"Ah, you have excellent taste..." the trader declares, "but I'm afraid it..."

"I don't care!" Ro interrupts. "I wannit!" She is a terrible negotiator.

"Well..." the trader starts to theatrically 'hmmm' and 'hawww' as she winds her victim up. "It's very dear to me, I don't think I could part with it..."

"B-but..." Ro stammers, her face feeling hot as the punch she drank really starts to work its wonders on her sense of judgement. "It would mean a lot to me."

"Oh, but I paid so much for it originally, and it's a collector's item!" The trader lies on all accounts. She's really enjoying this opportunity to make Ro sweat it out.

"I'll give you my boots!" Ro offers as she quickly yanks them off her feet, exposing her (standard-issue) rough-spun wool socks. "They're practically new! Just got 'em a week ago."

"Well..." the trader suppresses her giggle. "It's not a bad start, but..."

"I'll throw in the socks too!" Ro interjects as she awkwardly yanks them off her now-bare feet and tosses them on top of the boots. "Can't have new boots without socks!"

The trader coughs as the rather pungent odor hits her face, her veil not tough enough to keep out the smell of sweaty feet.

"Um... they'll smell better after you wash them," Ro stammers and blushes. (Don't judge her! She's been on her feet all day!)

"I'll take those," the trader declares as she daintily picks up the wool socks and tosses them away from her. "But this still isn't enough."

Ro sighs and looks herself over. She's running out of things to barter with...

"What's it going to take to seal this deal?" The naïve knight asks.

Underneath her veil, the trader is grinning from ear to ear.