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Chapter 90
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What do you do?
Raid the treasure hoard.
Amara casts Major Heal on the injured warrior, and is eager to do so. You watch her face tremble with the attempt to resist temptation, and miserable failure. You're not certain anymore whether or not she's flushed from all her casting, or the fact that the party is adjacent to a gigantic cock. Either way, Niki stows the eyeball away into a sack she has handy.
"Let's get going, guys!" you say. "Eva? Hey, stop touching the cyclops. It's weird."
"I'm n-not!" Eva says, with a hand not far from the shaft. "I was just curious," she whispers quietly.
Eventually, Niki follows behind with a bulbous bag now hanging over her shoulder while you, Eva, and Amara start heading inside the entrance of the cave. Fortunately, the light from the outdoors provides you enough ability to see, though you look to the other two beside you for more effective darkness-viewing. You imagine though that a large pile of gold coins would stick out regardless.
Farther down, near what looks like a collapsed tunnel, is a mound of objects.
"I see something," Amara says. "This must be his treasure."
You pick through a collection of fabrics, old food, neat-looking rocks, and other useless crap. It also seems to be spread all around the room. After digging through it all, the only actual currency you managed to scrounge together is three copper pieces and four silver pieces. There seems to be little else of value. However, you can't live with that, so you continue digging nonetheless. There has to be something here of value... My luck can't be this bad.
Something catches your eye. It takes a moment for you to realize just how shocking the find truly is. You lift up a thin book covered in dirty, but filled with fully coloured images. Upon closer inspection, it's actually a magazine. They have those here?
"What'd you find, Kyle?" Eva skips over.
It isn't just a magazine. From front to pack, it's filled with naked girls--drawn naked girls. It's hentai.
The three girls peak out from over your shoulder. They look surprised as well, and by their expression, it doesn't look like any of them have seen something like this before.
"Is that... a weird-looking book of pornographic pictures?" Eva asks.
"Woah. It's like, drawn. I've never seven seen pictures like this before. They're so strange," Niki says. "What kingdom has a style like that?"
You flip through it, actually rather unnerved about what this could possibly mean.
"That one looked kinda like you," Eva says to Niki.
"What?" she replies. "I don't have hair that long. Plus, she has way more muscle."
"Do you need a moment alone?" Amara asks as she looks down to you.
"No!" You pull the magazine closed. "This is... so freaky."
"I'll say. Talk about unrealistic standards for women," Eva mutters.
You stand back up and face the others. "Not that. If this isn't something you guys recognize, but I do, that can only mean one thing, right?"
Amara perks up. "Oh. You have these in your world. That is what you are saying, yes?"
You nod. "So how is it here?"
Niki whistles. "Wow. You read this stuff?"
"I didn't say this was mine! I said my world has them. But this is a really big deal, isn't it? This looks kinda old, but not that old. That might mean someone else had been summoned to this world in the recent past. I might not be the only one. If we ever learn how this got here, we might figure out how I got here."
"So you'll keep it for safe keeping, right?" She winks.
You scowl back. "Let's just get out of here before we find out whether or not he's been using this somewhere in the cave. Hmm. Maybe that's why he looked at you like that back there."
"I told you guys. I don't look anything like her!"
What do you do?
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A New World! Your Party of Hopeless Hotties
(Game) After being transported to a fantasy land, you try to assemble a normal party of girls, but things are never that simple.
Click "Start Game"! You've been mysteriously brought over to an RPG-style world of sexy elves and powerful magic, but things aren't as easy as you first imagined. The only adventurers that you're able to recruit into your party are cute girls that are entirely hopeless, and kinky as hell! Hopefully you don't die because of them. (This story was inspired by Konosuba. Cover is from Sakura Knight. Also known as YPoHH.) ----- We have a wiki now! Too many characters to keep track of in this setting? Check out the constantly under-construction reference site here: https://www.worldanvil.com/w/absoterra-fiftyfiftyfifty
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