Photoshoot

Brendan is awoken by Amy pulling on his feathers in her attempt to get up. "Sorry. Gotta pee." she mutters before heading out of the room. Brendan sits up and looks around Allison's bedroom. It's still fairly dark with some light creeping in through the blinds. He grabs Allison's top from yesterday and removes the feathers from his torso. He gets up and finds a robe she left out for him. Still rocking the bird legs below waist he gets in line for the bathroom. Amy comes out shortly after and heads back to the bedroom. Brendan goes to pee and has to flop back on the toilet and basically fall off to get up again. "Okay. Backward knees not the best." he mutters as he heads back to the girls. As he goes to lay back down with Amy, he trips over the bird costume and falls loudly onto the floor with only his face on the mattress. Both girls startle awake. "Hu wha?" is all Allison can muster as Brendan shamefully crawls next to Amy. Amy being a bit more awake laughs through an explanation. Allison chuckles and then heads to the bathroom to empty her chest. She returns to a still embarrassed Brendan and still laughing Amy, hair a mess and groggy, asks "Breakfast?" Brendan carefully gets up and heads to the kitchen with Amy calming down behind him. They eat some eggs and sausage then the question of the day comes from Brendan, "What's first?"

Allison chugs her juice and says "Honestly from here, right down the calendar. New years eve and day first, Valentine's day, St. Patrick's day, Easter, picked mother's day for may, the fourth, Halloween and Christmas." Brendan nods and gives a thumbs up, Amy then asks "What about september?" Allison runs to her room, grabs the list. "Crap." she yells. "What do we do?" Amy and Brendan think for a while. Brendan paces a bit then says "Okay, hear me out. You know how there is the joke about white girls getting excited for fall and pumpkin spice? What about we make you a basic bimbo stereotype?" The girls stare a second. Amy looks to Allison who looks between them. "If it's the best we got, sure." she says finally. She runs to her purse and grabs some money. "Amy can you get stuff for that? This is just in case something needs to be bought." Amy nods and gets dressed. She runs out the door as Allison pulls Brendan to the pile of costumes. "We need Amy for..., oh we can.... and this..." Allison talks to herself as she sorts out the costumes. "Okay go put this on. Starting in the beginning of the year as much as we can." Brendan grabs the leggings from the change back pile and ditches the bird legs, only to slip into a somewhat skimpy greek skirt tunic. "Cupid?" Brendan asks as he is handed a bow and a blond curly wig. Allison shifts the light and changes the back ground to some clouds. "Oh little detail." she says and grabs an ice pack from the freezer. She touches Brendan's chest causing his nipples to show through the fabric. Brendan gasps as Allison mutters "Perfect." She snaps some photos touching up the pointy nipples as needed. "Next." she says as Brendan is about to start shivering. He changes into the green fitted women suit top and green pleated skirt. After putting on the white sock and mary jane's he is handed a redhead wig and beard. "Beard?" he asks as Allison laughs. "Yeah some with some with out. Just to see." He shrugs and models behind the stool disguised as a pot of gold. Even taking a sexy one for Amy with the beard. Allison then has him as a playboy bunny for Easter and pregnant looking for mother's day. Fourth of July, Brendan is dressed as a very feminine Uncle Sam with goatee and holding a fake rifle across his shoulders. Before Brendan can ask about it, Allison says "I wanted American bad ass with a weird flair." Brendan goes to argue and realizes it works. For Christmas, Brendan gets dressed as a young Mrs. Clause making a Santa suit. Just as Brendan finishes changing into Amazon demon Allison to prepare for Amy's return, Amy walks back in. "Got it. Took a while to find something close to your size but I got it. Also I think this should be a selfie down the street at the WHOA! Never mixed those all the way." Allison laughs and starts measuring Brendan. "Still need to make a matching dress. Super simple design. It'll take 5 minutes to make something for this photo." Allison says. She goes off to make the dress. Nude, giant, red skin, black extras Brendan sits down on the couch "Oh let me see the stuff you got." Amy pulls it all out. "It'll show off cleavage, make you look super basic and show off a tight butt. All the things you need." Amy explains. "This is kinda hot though." she says referencing the form. "I agree." Allison says from the other side of the room. Brendan would blush but nobody else could tell from the red skin. Allison hands a dress to Brendan. "It ties around your neck." Brendan puts it on, Allison adjusts some things and gets changed in a matching one. "Amy, I'm going to set this mostly up but I need you to do the pictures and little tweaks." Amy gets ready as Allison turns off the lights and turns on set lights making harsh lines across them. She positions Brendan looming behind her, then cowers in front. Amy highlights Allison then gets the photos. "Perfect!" Allison shouts after checking it. "Okay last one here." Allison and Brendan get changed into diapers, loose shirts and Brendan gets aged with makeup. They both hold onto a staff with a clock on top. Amy snaps that and then helps Brendan look like Allison as a over the top bimbo. First comes the lower half. Then comes the bra with the massive cleavage. He is handed a flannel shirt and only does enough buttons to cover the bra. Amy slips a fake belt around his waist to make the proportions look more dramatic. A long blond wig is slipped on his head with some large fake thick black rim glasses. Brendan puts on the light jacket and the girls start on his face. They give him pouty lips and flawless skin. They highlight his eyes just right and head down the street to the chain coffee place. They tell Brendan to order a certain drink, then enter. Allison snaps a few photos of him getting the drink from the barista, cutting her out of frame. They get a selfie style one and few others hitting stereotypes before heading out.