A reckless youth Jessica's same age. (Pink Trigger)

... A reckless youth of Jessica's age. This is a hypothetical party, right? The people hitting on Jessica will probably be her same age.

"Ah... I suppose so," Natsuhi said with a concerned frown, folding her hands. "How do young people these days hit on each other, though... Mmm... All right. Ahem. H-hey there!" she tried, putting on a bright smile that didn't suit her at all. She was beaming with her eyes closed, but I had the funny feeling she was going to keep her eyes closed for this entire impression. "You strapp- er... you... studly... hunk!" Natsuhi tried, reddening quickly. "I'm into... blonde foreigners like you. What do you say we 'hit' the bar, and have plenty of ****?"

Sure. I'm down for that.

"Jessica!" Natsuhi hissed. "Jessica, you don't do that, okay?! Turn him down!"

"Okay, Mom, I get it," Jessica nodded, obviously trying to hold back giggles now. "I notice this flighty young lady talks in a weird voice kinda like she's trying to imitate me... But anyway, what does the stranger do now?"

"Hmm... So, I leave to the bar. I procure a couple of beverages. Jessica, if you let him get this far, make sure you watch his hands the whole time, okay? And you must never set the drink down anywhere, or let him do so. I come back and hand him the drink. H-here you go, stud! One... ****... to really get the party started!" Natsuhi smiled again and mimed handing me an **** with a flirty, theatrical gesture. "Make sure you drink lots of ****, Stud! That's the only way to have fun at a party, after all!" She shot a glance at Jessica before turning back to me. "All right, um... Hm... Hey, Stud, you're so handsome! Don't you want to go back behind the garbage receptacles and 'make out'?"

"Ooh, it's getting a little spicy!" Jessica teased her mother.

"Silence, Jessica!" Natsuhi barked out-of-character, shushing her daughter harshly.

I told Natsuhi I definitely wanted to do that.

"No, no you don't!" Natsuhi protested, growing even more girlishly red. "Mr. Player, Jessica is supposed to not kiss the random boy! Jessica, don't you understand you're supposed to not kiss him?!"

"Let's think worst case, Mom! My bad judgment gets away from me! What happens next?"