You give Samantha a look of concern, almost like you are trying to make her think maybe she has a screw loose, but you insist and ensure her it was just yogurt.
“Maybe it went rancid,” you suggest. “Maybe Jimmy jerked off in my yogurt! I don’t know.” You try to calm Samantha by putting a hand on her shoulder, but she jerks away from you and with tears in her eyes she runs out of your office.
You give her a few minutes and then you leave your office to check on her. You don't see her, but you overhear Caitlin and Laura Jean talking about how they saw her sobbing as she left the Google office.
An hour later you see that she’s emails the team saying she’s gone home sick for the day.
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