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Seeing the scared, naked, pleading dark elf in front of her flips a switch in Tina's brain.

She doesn't like seeing helpless, (sort of) innocent people being threatened. Especially not cute ones she technically just married.

The nude knight-to-be balls her fist as her face goes red with rage.

"LET. MY. S'POO-GEE. GO," Tina orders in her most commanding, authoritative voice.

Nan, Patty, and Snuza all just look at the naked, angry blonde. Each of them is utterly confused.

L'Abbee, for his part, whispers a quiet 'yaaaaay!'

"I'm sorry, your what?" Nan asks as she loosens her grip on the dark elf. "Spooge?"

"What's she talking about?" Snuzu whispers to Patty. The nude, bejeweled ex-captain just shrugs.

L'Abbee takes the moment stomp on Nan's booted foot, causing the mutineer to squeal in pain as she loosens her grip on her captive and her weapon.

The nude drow takes the opportunity to break free, while Tina charges right at her, tackling her to the ground.

Nan's sword clatters to the ground as the two women wrestle on the ground.