Zoe wants to see your little buddy.

“Come on Sam, I wanna see your cute little weenie again!” The swimsuit clad girl whined as your hands hid your (shrunken) privates from her wide eyes.

“No! I’m not just gonna let you look at my dick!”

Your answer was hardly satisfactory, and Zoe tried grabbing your wrist to get another looksie at your birthday suit, saying, “But it’s sooo adorable~”

Your face, while already flushed due to you public nudity, just kept turning redder at her comments, “Zoe, stop calling it cute!”

”Why are you so embarrassed, Sam? It’s not like you’re ugly, you just have a tiny penis.” The weird girl asked, seemingly unable to understand why her baby talk abashed you.

”I don’t have a tiny penis!”

“Huh? Then why are you embarrassed if you don’t have a cute little shrimpy dick?”

”Oh my God, stop talking— people are looking at us!” You shout, drawing only more attention to your situation. While a giggle from a topless woman sent a deeper blush across your cheeks, you begged the trowel-toting brunette holding your modesty hostage, ”Can’t you please just give me some clothes already!? Zoe, this is humiliating!”

“That’s really too bad Sam. Because I don’t think I wanna help you unless you show me your dick again. Actually… I don’t wanna help you out unless you let me touch it!”

You felt dread permeate you from the deepest recesses of your soul when you saw Zoe’s air-headed demeanor shift into an absolute, driven focus. Her eyes burned into your hands like she had x-ray vision, zeroing in on where your ‘cute little weenie’ was hiding from the ditz’s hungry gaze.

You scanned the shoreline for any salvation, but found only hot European babes snickering in amusement at your misfortune; being bullied by a girl while buckets and shovels for kids separated you two. And even though your dick was covered by your hands, your bare ass was on display to the entire beach.

There really wasn’t a good alternative to letting the cute weirdo touch your penis, was there?

”Come oooooon Sam! I just wanna feel you up!” Zoe whined as she leaned over the sandcastle, and right towards your naked frame.

But…