The truth comes out.

"Wow, I can't believe this is Lauren!" David said. "She looks so different!"

"In what way?" Vanessa said, eager for Lauren to hear this.

"She's so short! I had no idea!" David explained. "Also she's got a... different figure then I remember."

"Oh, that's because she wears a padded bra and spanx normally!" Vanessa pointed out eagerly. Lauren's jaw dropped at her shameful secrets being so casually revealed to her crush.

"Vanessa!" Lauren exclaimed. Ignoring Lauren's indignity, Vanessa went on.

"Yeah, you know those curves she showed off for years? Totally fake?"

"Really?" David asked, both shocked and a little skeptical. Hearing the hottest girl in town was a huge phony was a big shock!

"Really! How else do you think she hid this?" Vanessa reached over and shook Lauren's rather swollen belly, which warbled excitedly for everyone.

"Vanessa! Stop it!" Lauren squealed