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Tony had tried getting out of his seat and getting out of here a few times already, but it was like his butt was stuck to this chair and this chair was glued to the floor. Besides how was he to ever go out in public or anywhere ever again. He apparently sparkled like one of those fucking twilight vamps, he had four arms and his belly button was a literal vagina. He was so disgusted with all this it wasn't funny.

Tony hadn't even realized he had rolled the die until it was on the table again showing a one. That put him forward one space which onto a blank space, meaning he was going to get yet another one of those fun cards.

He sat there for a second, he so did not want to draw one of those cards. He was only here today because of that Fatso Tommy on the other side of him who had had the nerve to try and copy off his history test during class. Why Tony had gotten in trouble for Tommy trying to cheat he didn't quite know, then again, the teachers here didn't always make the most sense. Nor did Chubby, there were much brighter students in that class he could have tried to cheat off, and if you were going to try to cheat at least don't get caught. Tony couldn't help but hope that Tommy got three sixes like that negro Mark.

Tony found his hand moving forward on its own and it grabbed a card and brought it to his face where he began to read it without thought or hesitance. "Urine Saliva: Your natural saliva is now pure piss. Points: 14."

Tony could taste the change in his mouth instantly, he'd never notice his saliva having any taste to it before, but now it tasted rancid. He tried spitting it out but it was no good. Of course, this game was going to make him even more of a freak.

Tommy took the die next.