Walking on the Wylde side.

"Watch out!" cried Chastity, in no position to rescue you from your fate. You fumble around at your belt for a potion but you just know you're going to be too slow.

Wylde, the hot goblin you met previously, was barrelling towards you on her charcoal grey wolf mount with its deep red eyes focussed on you, the rider's spear pointed directly at your chest. However, just metres from you she dropped the point of the spear down, digging the tip into the ground and propelling her through the air. Somersaulting once, she slammed into you chest and pinned you to the ground with a sharp dagger at your throat.

"Did you really think I would let you get away with lying to me, you shit?!" At a guess, you would predict that Wylde was not happy with the way your last encounter turned out.

"Let him go!" cried Chastity, storming forward to defend you with her long mace prepared.

"Cease your movements, human wench, or this worm dies!" Wylde snarled back, causing Chastity to pause, uncertain as to the best course of action. "Now, worm, you are going to tell me why, after recovering from... what you did to me," (wow, was every woman around here hesitant to talk about sex?) "I found all these heroes," she spat on the ground at that last word, "and our tribe having an absolute fuck-fest. I beheaded a halfling who was buggering our shaman, and a couple of others more interested in getting their genitals wet and you wanna know what happened?" Wylde leant in close enough for you to smell her hot breath. Strangely minty. "Nothing. No XP, no levelling, nothing. Fucking me did NOT allow me to level."

"Wait, what? Someone care to explain?" Chastity was leaning on her heart-shaped long mace, now completely lost.

"Go on, worm, tell her."

You swallow carefully, the dagger is pushing against you throat after all. "Wylde was under the impression that levelling was sexually transmitted, so I fucked her, and it didn't work. The chief then decided to kill me so I lust-bombed the place, taking advantage of the shaman's aura and got the hell outta there."

Chastity stared at Wylde and you, eyes wide, then suddenly burst out laughing. As in, laughing so hard she could barely stand, clutching at her stomach laughing. A laugh where a LMAO would be more appropriate than a mere LOL.

"What are you laughing at, bitch?" challenged Wylde, drawing her sword in her other hand as she finally pushed off of you. You gulp in relief.

Chastity somehow pulled her self together and wiped away a tear. She looked at Wylde and burst out laughing again. Wylde growled, taking a couple of steps forward, and Chastity finally calmed enough to speak.

"Look, green, fit and sexy, if this thing IS transferable, you're doing it all wrong! If you keep going the way you're going, you'll stay at your current level, forever!"

Wylde paused, looking suspiciously at the cleric. "Do you know how to get me levelling? Honestly?"

Where was Chastity going with this?

"I might," said Chastity, looking thoughtful. She looked like she was up to something, you think. "I could help you, with Brewer's help if..."

"What are you after? Money? Jewels? I'm a named monster but not a boss so I don't have anything like that."

"That's not what we desire, honey," purred Chastity.

"Then what?"

"We want," her eyes travelled up and down Wylde's well-proportioned body, biting her lip, "you..."