Well, I don't want to ruin her whole life...

"Sam," the Universe says with a slightly stern tone. "You seem to be really bad at this. I mean, you got my hopes up when you had her running around naked, but now... This is SO boring."

"Well, it's just that... I don't want to ruin her whole life. Is there any way that everyone else could just, ya know, not really notice? Like with the streaking, no one seemed to realize it was her." you say.

"Really? You're worried about ruining some girl's life in another plane of existence? You could have her do anything. ANYTHING!" Universe says, exasperated.

"I know. And I have some really good ideas, too. But I can't really enjoy it if I feel bad for her," you explain.

"Okay. Fine! But anyone she outright interacts with will notice. If she screws the big boobed asian chick, she isn't going to forget and will probably tell everyone," Universe says.

"I guess that's fair," you say.

The Universe snaps his fingers.

"There. Done. Now you'd better come up with something good," he says.