They have a plan that doesn't go to plan

"Wait I've got something." Miranda says.

"What?"

"If we can move the planchette to goodbye, the ghost will leave."

The pounding on the door seizes, but it still takes you all a second to realize what is happening. With haste, you throw the door open and rush into the living room. As soon as you enter, you catch an ouija board to the face. Once you recover, you continue to follow Tom into the kitchen, before you hear the buzz of the microwave.

You rush forward until he holds up a large knife. In that moment you freeze, seeing the murderous glee on Tom's face. This is it. You're certain that your **** is near. Tom lunges forward before falling in front of you. Glancing down, you see a gigantic rubber cock that knocked him out cold. You then look back up to see Sarah, who's now wearing a tank top from one of her previous lovers.

"You can thank me later." Sarah says.

That's when the microwave beeps, signaling it is done. You open the door, finding the wooden planchette on fire. Turning to Sarah, you ask "You got another planchette?"