A familiar face (and body).

"Oh, it's you..." You look up to see the curvy cleric walking down the road, pausing some distance from you. She appears almost nervous, fidgeting with the edges of her armor. You can now read the name above her head - Chastity (how ironic) but you can't see a class or guild. "Are... are you planning to dose me with another one of those potions?"

You sigh. "No, you're safe from me. I don't even have any of those potions prepared." You take off your belt of potions, now quite empty, drop them to the ground and look down at your feet. "Feel free to smite me, if you want. I won't resist. I probably deserve it."

"You're different to the other mobs, aren't you? I've never seen an unnamed goblin be able to do the things you do, or..." she blushes a bit, "or so well."

She seems conflicted about something, sighs, and sits her soft, round ass down on the log next to you. "I've also never seen a mob get depressed before. Want to talk about it?"

You look incredulously as the cleric. Why the hell isn't she smiting your ass? "Nope, I don't get it. I **** you and took advantage of you. You're a cleric of some holier-than-the-rest god, so why aren't you vigorously and repeatedly applying your mace to my skull? Why are you being so NICE to me?!"

A small, sad smile appears on her face. "Do you see my holy mace on me? Do you see my holy mount? A holy symbol? After... what you did... I lost my cleric class, now I'm a pretty weak substandard fighter class."

"Oh, crap, sorry. Although that still isn't answering my question: why are you being nice to me if I **** you to lose your class?"

She sighed. There seemed to be a lot of that about, recently. "You didn't. At least not directly." She turns more towards you and gets a little agitated and animated as she tells her tale. "You see, Cadence, the great god of purity, is one of the more powerful gods and has become more and more restrictive as to what his clerics are allowed to do. I've been wanting to explore myself for some time but had to keep my holy vows and stay... pure. After... you... and me... well, I suddenly realised I wanted MORE of that. So, it wasn't the fact you... did that, but rather that I loved it, and wanted to do it again, over and over! I want to experience all the pleasures I can!"

Wow, your dick is POWERFUL.

She continued, blushing again. "So, after Cadence kicked me out I decided to come find you, find out how you did... that, and maybe..." she nervously met your eyes then looked away, hands between her thighs and cheeks flushing. "So, how DID you do that?"

You spend a few seconds gathering your thoughts. This was so unexpected and you're not sure how to take it.

"I've... been glitching, I guess. I'm levelling like the player heroes but I have no idea how or why. I have a few levels in alchemy and I'm kinda just winging it. But... now the other goblins hate me because I'm different. And the heroes won't ever accept me, so I'm destined to be alone, I guess."

Chastity thought for a minute, frowning. "I've never heard of a mob levelling before. That's really cool. I'd avoid the mods, otherwise they may delete you. As for options... You could try to set up shop in a city, but some players are jerks and may rob you. You could also solo about, questing or PKing."

"PKing?"

"Player-killing. You know, killing players for the fun of it."

"Nah, not really my thing. Except for rogues. Jerks."

"Or... you could join a party to protect you. A group that accepts you for who you are and what you can do. A group of friends, or family."

"Sounds great, but who would want to join with a nasty little goblin?"

"A nasty little goblin with a big, wonderful... penis, you mean?" She is now grinning openly at you, beet red with blushing.

"Wait, you'd join a party with me?" you ask, incredulously.

"Well, there'd need to be rules. No potioning me without asking. No really evil acts. Sharing gold and loot, that kinda thing. But... would you want to party up with a cleric with no powers?"

"Well, yeah. But can we do something about that? Is it possible to find you a new, more appropriate god to worship?"

"It's not that easy. I'd need an Orb of Holy Communion, and they are hard to find and very, very expensive. So, I've pretty much given up on... why are you grinning?"

You reach behind yourself and pull out the orb you found earlier. How did the game know you'd need this? It must have predicted you two would come together. Or maybe you were lead here by the game, and you aren't as independent as you thought... Something to consider later.

"How the hell did you get THAT?!" She snatched it from you and gazed at it in awe.

"Got some loot from a chest. It's all yours if you want it."

"Thank you so much!" She suddenly hugged you, crushing you to her large breasts, before pulling back slightly, looking into your eyes and kissing you gently on the lips. "I'm going to use this, get myself a god who suits the new me more, and then I'm going to... you know, with you."

"Do what with me?" you grin, evilly.

"You know..." she is so cute when she's embarrassed.

"Nope, tell me."

"S...sex. With this." Her fingers trace the large outline of your cock, and you hum with pleasure.

She then steps back, holds the orb high and is surrounded by a glowing ball of light, flickering with holy energies. You sit back, and wonder what god she'll choose. You decide that an adventuring party would be fun. Who else could you get to join? No rogues, though...