Michael Oxmaul

Already scrawny for his age, Michael (Mike to everyone in school) Oxmaul hated that his "inadequate genitals" were a blemish on his otherwise exemplary performance. At 18 years old, and a senior, he was poised to be valedictorian, a title he had been aiming for since he was a child. He not only excelled in his education, he was also well known as a Mathlete and a master debater.

As such, he was often chastised by the student body, who seemed to value social skills and pop culture knowledge as much as intellectual pursuits. Because of this, the students had chosen a "real athlete" as their student body president. Mila Beyah-Rosa was captain of the swim team and not only was attractive, but also did well in her classes. She wasn't a "bookworm" like Mike, but she had a GPA of 3.9 compared to his 4.25 (thanks to his AP and honors classes).

Mike resented his status, and hoped his educational achievements could overshadow any physical shortcomings he had. However, if his classmates were right, his one-inch long, barely half inch in diameter, and hairy 18 year old crotch was not at all impressive even if he won a Nobel Prize.

Though, he was not a vain boy. He didn't see the need to false advertise, but he also didn't wear any form fitting pants. His skinny frame helped to show how loose any normal clothes looked on him. However, despite his best efforts, he couldn't stop his secret from being found out by the one person he would want to know about his "little problem".