Substitute Jessica Alba

Four girls tagging in and out seems a little complicated, but Hillary is definitely not able to stand up to Lindsay. You decide to swap her out for a slightly tougher opponent.

Hillary Duff changes into Jessica Alba. The brown haired bombshell lifts herself up, making Lindsay tumble off her back.

As Jessica stands you decide you want to get a better look at the new contestant. All the food disappears to reveal her tight tan body packed into a tiny blue bikini. You remember hearing that she'd swore she would never do a nude scene, so you snap your fingers and the lovely blue bikini disappears, revealing her incredibly fit body to the ecstatic crowd. The crowd roars as the gorgeous girl smiles for them.

Her smile disappears as Lindsay stands up. The two combatants stare at each other nastily. Lindsay wipes a handful of mashed potatoes off her shoulder, waits, then throws it at Jessica's face. Jessica dodges and grabs the younger girl's arm, then flips her over effortlessly and dumps her on her back into the muck.

Jessica drops down on Lindsay, but before she can pin her the bell rings.

"Oh, saved by the bell," you say. "And that's the end of round two. If the lovely ladies will return to their corners, I'll explain the rules for the final round."