They go crazy!

The goblins laugh and cheer as Shanks squirms and blushes, and then take advantage of her momentary weakness.

They rush the Amazonian half-orc, and greedily start tugging on the defenseless woman's clothing.

"H-hey! S-stop thAAAAAAAAAT!" Shanks squeals in terror as she loses her balance and plummets to the ground, felled like a California Redwood.

That proves fatal for the half-orc hottie's wardrobe, and soon the greedy goblins are swarming over Shanks.

Hunk looks on in horror as the tiny terrors whip themselves into a looting frenzy.

Buttons plink, laces are yanked free, and the sound of precious fabric ripping fills the air as tiny scraps of cloth, and one nice boot, go flying skyward.

When the dust settles, Hunk cannot believe his eyes.