There is no rest for the wicked

Rick was drying off when the locker room door opened and Kat stepped inside. "Guess we're going to be sharing the club."

"Huh?"

"Well, my ex-boyfriend kept the apartment so I'm homeless too. You get your massage table, I'll take the couch in the waiting room."

"We can't get much more pathetic, can we?"

"I don't know. I've gotten to beat the shit out of two assholes in the past three days and you've gotten to bang your sister-in-law. Overall, compared to a lot of people, I'd say we're both pretty lucky."

"Ex-sister-in-law," Rick insisted.

"She's quite the little screamer, isn't she? Have you talked to her about the threesome with her sister yet?"

"God, where do you come up with these?" As in, how the hell was she reading him?

"It's my job. I watch people. You think I didn't see the way you were dancing with those two at the party."

"Actually I figured you didn't see anything. Your eye was swollen shut from getting punched out. You're not jealous, are you?"

She shook her head then stopped. "You know, I guess I am. That's really surprising. I mean, I had the boyfriend and you didn't mind that so why should I mind that you've got your wife and sister-in-law and the wife of your ex-boss and Usha and me and I don't know how many others panting after your big cock?"

"Because it's human nature to want it all I suppose," Rick said. "And, just for your information, I was jealous of your boyfriend having such a hot girlfriend coming home to him."

Kat gave him a grin. "Well that's lucky. Here I thought you were just an arrogant asshole. Now I know you're a jealous arrogant asshole. Hey, just like my ex-boyfriend."

Rick shook his head. "Not like him at all. I may be jealous but I don't go around trying to force myself on women... or men for that matter. Anyone is what I mean to say."

"Speaking of threesomes," Kat said, "Usha has invited us to spend the night at her place. If you're interested, that is."

Oh. He hadn't seen that one coming.

Kat was still pretty banged up and he wasn't sure how active she would be and he probably could get Eliza and Jan together which he'd fantasized about for years. Still, a bird in the hand and all.