How does it go?

Not well for Kylie

Thomas watched Kylie rub her stomach, as a grimace crossed her face. Shaking it off, the bitchy socialite made the mistake of disregarding the unsettled feeling in her stomach. Instead deciding to snap her fingers and call out to a man a few feet away from her.

“Hey time for that massage you promised me,” Kylie yelled in a sultry voice, as she laid face down on her beach chair. The man was dark skinned and made out of chiseled muscles. He straddled Kylie, resting his groin between her massive asscheeks, before beginning his massage. Kylie unhooked her bikini top allowing him full access to her back. Thomas continued to watch, waiting in anticipation for the fun to start. At that moment, as the man kneaded her lower back, a loud echoing fart was released from that perfect ass.

“Oh my god Kylie, that absolutely disgusting,” the man said as he jumped off her with his nose plugged.

“That wasn’t me,” Kylie stammered, her face flushed red in embarrassment.

“Then who was it?” The man rhetorically asked. “And it smells absolutely terrible. Nope, I don’t need to get laid that badly. I’m out of here.

“Who the fuck do you think you are,” Kylie yelled, jumping to her feet and holding her bikini top in place. “I’m Kylie fucking Jenner, youngest billionaire in the world. You’re just some random slab of meat I found in the club.

“Well maybe you should use some of that billions to see a doctor because that stench is not normal,” the man said, almost gagging.

Kylie raised her hand, in anticipation of delivering a slap that Thomas was all too familiar with, when it happened. A loud fart reverberated through out the beach. A dark brown stain appeared across the back of Kylie’s bikini. Her hands flew immediately to her ass, exposing her naked silicone tits to the beach goers.

“Kylie, did you just shit...” the man started

“Shut the fuck up,” Kylie said in panic before running towards the bathroom. Thomas enjoyed the comical sight of the once perfect Kylie Jenner sprinting down the beach with her naked tits violently bouncing and a greenish brown liquid oozing down her legs. Kylie had attracted quite the crowd by the time she approached the bathroom door. She soon came to the realization, which Thomas had already known, that the bathroom was locked.

“Let me the fuck in this instance,” Kylie screamed pounding on the door. “I’m Kylie fucking Jenner.”

“Fuck off Kylie I’m using the bathroom, my pussy is on fire,” Kourtney yelled through the door.

“Get your diseases pussy out of there now,” Kylie screamed followed by another wet fart. Deciding it was a lost cause, Kylie retreated to a shrubbery area adjacent to the bathroom. “Fuck my suit won’t come down. What the fuck,” Kylie whined, as the surrounding crowd laughed. In disgust, the bitchy socialite picked the shit covered bikini out of her ass and moved it to the side allowing her to crap freely. Kylie’s eyes rolled back in her head, and her face was screwed up in a mixture of discomfort and pleasure. The watching crowd heard the disgusting sound of a wet gassy bowel movement flood out of the Jenner snob’s perfect ass. After the original relief of releasing her bowels, Kylie opened her eyes and was met with 20 or so cameras recording her entire humiliation.

“Get the fuck out of here, I’ll sue all of you,” Kylie snapped, unattractively grunting the last few words. She grabbed a stick from the shrubbery and threw it at the gathering crowd. Unfortunately for Kylie the stick disturbed a sleeping skunk that was near by. The skunk looked around before focusing on shitting social media star. Lifting his tail up the skunk did what skunks do best and sprayed.

All Kylie could utter was a faint, “Nooo,” before she got skunk blasted in the face. Loosing her balance, Kylie feel backwards landing in her foul diarrhea. Getting back to her feet quickly, Kylie blindly stumbled around. Shit covered her entire back from head to toe, as more diarrhea continued to leak out of her bikini. Her magnificent tits completely exposed to the crowd, as her nipples stood rock hard. Kylie continued to stumble until running into the garbage can just outside the bathroom. She fell headfirst into the filthy trash. Sinking in until the only thing visible were he tan legs and shitting ass. The crowd continued to take pictures and videos of the now apparently **** snob uncontrollably shitting.

"Hey what in the hell is going on over there," A loud voice yelled.

Thomas turned and to his delight he saw Khloe Kardashian and Kendall Jenner sitting on the front of their yacht looking at the commotion on the beach.